I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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