he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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