Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I wish you could order shots online.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
