I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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We need to start having sex underwater more often.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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