nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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