Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
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i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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