Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I think people are normalizing furries
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
