He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you didnt know i had herpes?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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