i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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