So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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