So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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