I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
