it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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