She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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