Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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