if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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