I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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