What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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