its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
