My cat gives me a boner
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
is it fun? or sober?
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