she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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