She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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