I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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