She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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