my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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