You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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