we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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