dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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