I must be too annoying 4 u.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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