the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
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He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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