i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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