when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Ladies don't puke and tell
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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