For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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