I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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