cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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