No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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