so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
where are my eyebrows?
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