actually, I'm a sock model
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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