Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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