How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Two words: nipple clamps
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