did you get engaged???
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
