i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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