then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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