Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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