i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
this just has baby written all over it
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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