her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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