she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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