...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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