so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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