My friends, they love my intelligence
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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