She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Randomize
