youre lurking in front of me
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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