There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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