Your mouth is God's brothel.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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