kristin has been a bad kristin
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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