So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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