Jerry, you need to find god
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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