I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
