trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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