I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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